dream aboriginal family

at buckingham palace

the stick: Bet youve really upset the

Pet hierarchy how come i dont

get Treated any differently considering!

(The boys), theyve gotten too proud, raise

Hackles at irony instead of a smile

(Yet again), couldnt i be invited, just

To see if any of themre alright

Francies magging at The back:

im not eating any of

it dont care the cost.

media unsure about the story, whether they

can sell it. Brit confusion, aussie resentment layered

with delight like trifle. Finally, the eldest

starts an affair with a

princes wife which gets everyone drooling with premonition

the Times

Prince harry shows off

his Didgeridoo skills

Howre we So close, when theyre in london.

But, they settle in –

The affair Cools,

Rowing something everyone likes,

Francie Get back In!

The rest of the paper must be filled